"Oh whatever. See if I care if you're a spy. No one to spy here to, anyway." So, yeah, sucks to be you, Flashspy. "Besides, I got nothing to hide." Nope. No embarrassing captivity in Crystal Hippy City or anything in his past.

And frag, she better not notice the way he's kind of...well, goggling at her aft as she walks. Nothing that...Autobot should be that sexy. He's just, you know, coughing when she turns around to clear his vent systems from the, uh, you know, Autobot cooties.

And ha, joke's on you, because Deadlock actually does find inventorying weapons to be sexy as frag.

Which means,...wow, he's really uncomfortable now. S-stop fondling that grenade that way.