"That was me acting like I cared." See? He's a brilliant actor, and you were captivated by his performance.

You...totally buy that, right?

His scowl deepens, because yes, he is a little jealous of those huge...munitions she's got there compared to his measly one. It wasn't his fault he got snagged from stupid hippy city! He'll just pet his forlornly. It's okay, grenade, Deadlock loves you.