"We've got a distribution point with omnicorders for communications on the Teuberg, assuming your gear isn't anything particularly unusual or radioactive or using dimensional tech, it'll be there. If not, it's probably in the Black Technology vault until we can clear it. If you showed up with weapons and stuff you'll have to fill out a form indicating you understand the rules and regulations about shipboard use, and, of course, the penalties if you decide to start shooting them off randomly. Makes security tetchy, after all, hurr hurr."

He makes a sort of laughing, guttural sound.