Dear me, how naughty. I never have.

[ A disapproving look, which gives way to a grin. ]

But, from what I've gathered watching intoxicated idiots exposing themselves, alcohol seems to heighten every emotion. The maudlin drunk weeps. The belligerent one fights with everybody.

I wonder if something like that isn't —

[ SMASH! A thrown bottle hits the wall over their heads and smashes. Their little hiding spot has been discovered. ]