That's called irony Deadlock, wrapped in humor so dry it's probably too brittle to actually be funny. Welp, guess you'll just have to clean her carpets later then! After the optic rolling is done, because that looks like it takes a lot of effort.

Not that Flashpoint herself is looking. No, she's trying not to think of the last time they were both here together...and how different it is now. Typical for her, once the fighting's done, how should she act? Frag if she knows. But hey, engex makes things better right? "Oh, I have that too. You just have to ask--" oh but she does turn around for this one, extra emphasis on the sweet little grin, "--nicely."

That's more sarcasm Deadlock, because she's going to wave him towards the kitchen anyway. It's not like he doesn't know where everything is. "Can charge your weapons in there too," Hint, HINT. "I'm gonna do something about this walking biohazard condition." Seriously. The viscosity of this slime is more than mildly disturbing, particularly the places it's getting into. Hopefully the standard cleanser will do the job?