Strangely, none of the questions Aibghalien had been required to answer had been, 'Are you capable of reshaping the fundamental building blocks of reality in six seconds, or less if you Quicken the spell?' either. Woefully neglectful of them.

"I intend to provide it," he said, putting the final touches on a particularly inspired essay about the targeting parameters of the Staff of Evocation, and at last receiving that item in return. "Unless I greatly misunderstand the situation there, they have spent an extraordinary amount of time creating what is supposed to be a teleportation effect that in actuality caused a vast multiplanar tear, and nothing about that sentence or its underlying concepts is easier to address with technology than with magic."