There is really only one explanation for an angry, nearly-naked mob to be chasing down an inoffensive, unassuming gentleman, or rather this inoffensive, unassuming gentleman; and really only one thing to say in response to it:

"Again?"

However, Break being Break, what he does after positioning himself so as to be crashed into (he actually melts out of the way just before impact, and yanks on Kevin's arm, swinging him around) is cry out in surprise ("Mister Cecil!"), as the straw doll on his shoulder shrieks:

YOU TART!