Quark's: The Opening [Video]

[norefunds]

[Quark's been gone for a bit on the excursion to the Eye of Sharef, but he's back now and he's standing in front of a shiny new sign with his name on it.]

Despite some.... setbacks- [He clears his throat and unconsciously prods at the plaster over his broad nose.] -Quark's is finally open for business.

We've got games of chance and skill, [The camera pans to the shiny new game tables and wheels.]

Good food and drink, [And now to the bar top stacked with bottles and glasses of all sizes.]

Not to mention, good company, [Quark waggles an eyebrow at that one.]

And 'karaoke' two nights a week.

If you happen to be of the robotic persuasion you'll have to use a holo avatar to mingle, but I do have energon on tap and 'engex' is forthcoming.

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[shitflashpointsays]

So now the fun starts, right?

[Of some variety. She's not sure what yet, but it'll be interesting regardless.]

[norefunds]

You got that right! Did you ever get those clothes ready?

[shitflashpointsays]

Picked up a few things at that space station I think might work. They had a lot of. Uh. 'Interesting' things. So I just guessed.

[A lot of it fell into the range of 'Dear Primus No' from a practical standpoint. She's still a warrior type, it's hard to disengage from that.]

[greatone]

...karaoke.

[norefunds]

Right. With the singing in pubic and all that.

[greatone]

Were you a former torture specialist?

not there

[constableodo]

"Pubic?"

[hastoburnthis]

...karaoake.

[Said as if she encountered fucking Cthulu in her cup.]

[norefunds]

Honestly, it wasn't my idea. But who am I to say no to a bunch of potential customers interested in embarrassing themselves in public?

[video]

[knowdeathknowglory]

Oh, fantastic! Shall I come down to see ... if, ah, I'm suitable as a bartender?

[He smiles, as charmingly as he can muster.]

Re: [video]

[norefunds]

I'd appreciate it if you would. I'll give you a tip or two on your technique.

[And find out if you're ready for an opening day crowd.]

[pinkspaceprincess]

Hello, Mr. Quark! I hope you didn't run into too much trouble back on that space station!

[norefunds]

[He grimaces, shaking his head.]

...I'm fine. It just figures, really. You get something really good going and -BAM- space bandits on motorcycles.

[video]

[driftlock]

The frag's a holoavatar?

[Other than clearly some form of discrimination.]

Re: [video]

[norefunds]

You know. That hologram projector thing you guys use. To fit into small buildings?

...What, you don't have one?

[Text]

[ja307020]

Games?

[Video]

[norefunds]

Sure- mostly of the gambling and card variety though we do have something called 'pachinko' as well.

[abtakha]

Ready whenever you are. Put me on the busiest shift.

And a little advice: don't let anyone sing 'My Way'.

[norefunds]

Busiest, huh? Someone is eager to jump into the fray. [Grin]

[Raises a brow] Why? Wait- How many high notes does it have? [Honestly, most other species' singing, whether high or low, is usually awful on ferengi ears.]

video.

[sickbays]

Good, I've been looking for a decent place to drink around here. [He has. His alcohol is very important to him, especially after a long day on the job.]

Re: video.

[norefunds]

Then look no more~ [Quark bows and gestures at the bartop behind him.]

Star Fleet officers are, of course, always welcome. [Unless they want him to do something for them. Like help save the day. Again.]

[Video]

[tinywife]

You really put in the karaoke! That's so awesome!

[Cue all the sparkling. All of it!]

Pinoko will have to round up my friends and bring them down, just like I promised! What nights are you having karaoke, Mr. Quark?

Re: [Video]

[norefunds]

I really did! [At risk of his own hearing but he'll make sure to be mostly absent on those nights if he can help it.]

Uh, let's see.... [He squints at the names they use for the days around here.]

Merkredo... and...Vendredo?

[constableodo]

Guess who's coming to Opening Day. Yes, that one. He sits at the bar, at the equivalent of his usual seat on DS9, and starts creeping on the owner. He's watching you, Quark.

Not that he found anything against you back on the space station last week, and not for lack of trying.

Ha.

wow somehow missed this with the 'not really here' one up there. Sorry!!

[norefunds]

[Quark knew you'd be here, Odo. In fact, he would have bet his life on it.]

Going to order anything or just loiter?

[He remarks, leaning on the bar and giving the constable a pointed look.]