crux_fleet | [video]

-Sup fleet network. If this is your first experience with ECHO Casting, don't be alarmed by the rudimentary, semi-holographic video you are being presented with. It's just how the thing works. It ain't pretty, but it will get the point across.-

Greetings. After a conversation with Ensign Navarro, and conversation among ourselves, myself and my fellow Vault Hunters have decided to make our services available to the fleet at large. There are a few words to describe what we do. Freelancers. Odd jobbers. Mercenaries…

Don't forget badasses. -Time for the small redhead to chime in.-

Let's be honest here, we're all pretty much amazing at everything we do, ass-kicking included. So if you think about it, this kind of a great opportunity for you guys, our faithful ECHO subscribers!

-Whoops, old habits die hard.-

I mean, potential clients, or something.

POTENTIAL REPAIRMEN OF THE MEAT BICYCLE!

-And then there was that guy. Who seems to just flail himself around when he speaks. Well, speak’s not a good word for it. Scream is.-

Right… all of that… Anyways, we are offering ourselves for private security, fetch quests, walking your dog, anything you can think of. We’ll do it, if the price is right.

COME ON DOOOOOOOWN! YOU’RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT! YOU SHOW US THE GREEN AND WE’LL SHOW YOU OUR MEAN.

-The redhead looks at him, then back at their audience- Isn’t this guy great?

Now, I realize that some of you have never even heard of us before. So. Hello to you, my adoring new subscribers! I’m essentially the greatest engineer ever. See this arm? -Gaige lifts up her left arm, which is entirely robotic.- Built it myself after I hacked off the original.

How freakin’ metal is that?

It’s… pretty metal. I mean literally metal. Ahem. -Maya awkwardly clears her throat.- I’m Maya. Hi. Uh… I’m a Siren? So there’s that. I can do cool… Siren… stuff… -And obviously still lacks experience with addressing a crowd-

AND I’M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAAAAAIN!!! [Close enough…]

And that’s Krieg. Say hi Krieg.

I’D RATHER SNORT A KNIFE INTO MY BRAIN!

O-okay, well… um… Yeah. That’s us. Vault Hunters for hire.

-Maya quickly kills the feed before things get even more out of hand.-

[[ ooc: blue is Maya, orange is Gaige, and red is Krieg. Replies will come from all three, some threads may be jumped around in. And a reminder that people cannot hear Krieg's [inner voice], so have at them! ]]

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Yeah, just like that! Come on, don't tell me you don't know what it means.

[And you were doing so well!]

'Course I know what it means.

[He totally knows. He's all about knowing...what...it....means. He'll just do it more fiercely, staring at his hand like he's waiting for it to launch or something cool.]

[While she'd like to believe you, Gaige was actually not born yesterday. So, time for a simple question.]

Alright smart guy, let's hear it.

[....ohslag. Busted.]

Hey. I don't have to prove it to you. In fact [He's going to narrow his optics for effect] it's probably some trick of yours for you to get me to tell YOU what it means.

[You crafty thing, but Deadlock sees through your scheme!]

Oh my god! [Gaige is kind of... laughing... at you, right now.] Did you seriously just say that? Like, for real? [Still laughing.]

Okay, okay. This? [She does the hand gesture again.] It's called devil horns. Got it?

[He's going to growl, his armor bristling: the usual reaction to a bruised mechly ego. Laughing hurts!]

[He looks down at his hands, then back up. ]

Got it. Yeah.

....so?

So not only do I have a cybernetic limb that I built myself, but after enough practice with the fingers, I was finally able to do devil horns!

Seriously, can't you see how cool that is?!

[Kerblink. Because no.]

Useful, yeah. I mean, trigger and stuff.

[That's about it.] That's cool?