audio | backdated to after the plot

[arnhaid]

So uh...

Anybody suddenly get themselves medic ... ified... while I was out? Don't usually say this but.

[But that big fight kind of rung his bells pretty good, oops.]

... Probably should get a couple things looked at.

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[Audio]

[tinywife]

((OOC: Edited because OMG what is reading?))

[Pinoko apparently is continuing to look for friends in all the wrong places it appears. And since this is audio, she has no clue that this gentleman(?) is like 50 times her size.]

Um... hello! I'm Pinoko! I'm a nurse. I don't really quite know how to fix anything that's not human yet. Are you human But... what's wrong? Like... where does it hurt?

[If the Doctor could operate on everything from irimote cats to mobsters to super-computers to aliens, this couldn't be that hard, right? And Pinoko had met some Alien friends, so this shouldn't be that bad. Hopefully.]

[Audio]

[arnhaid]

... A nurse?

[Oh wait, this one works on humans...]

Uh, kinda don't think a human nurse is gonna do me any good. Sorry.

[Audio]

[tinywife]

Oh? What seems to be wrong? Are you not a human? I know a little about aliens too! Pinoko might be able to fix you!

And even if I can't, I might be able to find someone who can!

[It couldn't be that hard. Hopefully this guy didn't have three livers or diamond skin or anything.]

[Audio]

[arnhaid]

Yeah, I'm not... really anythin' organic.

Might not be anything wrong, but. [SHRUG.]

[Audio]

[tinywife]

So... then what are you? Because even rocks are organic. So even if you were a giant rock-monster thing, you'd still be organic.

[Pinoko frowned at the thought of what a non-organic person could be. That was hard! How did you doctor to something that was non-organic? If it wasn't organic, did that mean it wasn't alive?]

And besides, organic or not, if you feel bad, you should get yourself checked out! Leaving something alone can make the problem worse!

[Oh Ironhide, you're doomed now. Pinoko is fussing over you.]

[text]

[authoritative]

[PICK HIM PICK HIM PICK HIM]

[i mean]

[Equius would gladly lend assistance to one of the giant, gorgeous robots that populate this place! And so he sends a message:]

D --> I am an accomplished engineer and robotics e%pert
D --> I would be more than willing to assist you in repairs, if you can indicate to me what needs fi%ing
D --> In fact, I hoove to say I would be more than happy to help any of your kind who needs repairs

[text]

[arnhaid]

... Someone sit on your keyboard or something?

Your text is weird.

[WOW Ironhide way to miss the point.]

[text/video]

[authoritative]

D --> What
D --> No, I just type like this
D --> I
D --> Okay you know what

[SIGH. It's like no one here has ever heard of typing quirks! Grumpily, you switch to video, letting the robot get a good look at the little squishy grey alien teenager that you are.]

Look, typing aside. My offer for any help you need stands. I am very good with robotics.

[video]

[arnhaid]

[What.]

[Okay, he thought humans looked weird... do all organics look so squishy?]

Yeah, but you any good with Cybertronians? Pretty sure we ain't too close to just plain "robots".

[Audio]

[gimmicky]

Ironhide, you okay buddy?

[Yes, they're now buddies. Don't even try to correct him.]


Where are you?

[Audio]

[arnhaid]

Hey, kid.

Yeah, I'm fine... just got a few gears stripped. S'nothing big.

[Yeah and then he got set on fire NO BIG DEAL.]

Back on the big ship now. Hangar place they like to keep us bots.

[Audio]

[gimmicky]

I'm on my way. Just hang tight.

[Even if it is rather mundane, Ironhide's a friend. And he's in no position to pass up helping out a friend.]

Shockwave can do medical stuff. We can ask him.


...


I take it the party wasn't what the brochure said.

[Audio]

[arnhaid]

Wh... hey, it's really nothin'. I've had worse.

[Come on TC you're making him look like a weenie here.]

... Uh. Right. 'Course he can. Prob'ly shouldn't be surprised by that.

Nah, it was about right -- party got a little wild so I tried settlin' it down.

[With his fists.]

video;

[totallytrustworthy]

But...you're a robot, mate. [And the first one she's ever met. Seen. Talked to or whatever you'd like to call it, which unfortunately means this whole thing is a bit hard for her to wrap her head around-- hence, the rudeness that's become synonymous with Chloe Frazer on the network these days.]

video;

[arnhaid]

... Yep. Sure am.

'Cept it's more like... livin' robot than... robot.

[Ironhide that doesn't make any goddamn sense.]

[totallytrustworthy]

[Nope. Sorry, Ironhide. Give her a bit, here.]

What, like one of those self-aware computer programs in film? [The ones running the 'kill all humans' agenda?]

[arnhaid]

One of those what now?

I ain't a computer. I'm bigger, for one thing.

[Video]

[shitflashpointsays]

[She kind of wishes sudden medic-ification was a thing, it'd make a whole hell of a lotta things easier. Though, who would trust these hands really? Still, she's not so cold-sparked that she'd ignore an Autobot in need.]

I'm no fancy medic. [Flashpoint shrugs.] But I can do basic repair work.

((If this is not okay then just ignore, no worries. I usually don't like to throw her at canonmates who haven't expressed the desire, but it's a little OOC not to in this case.))

[audio]

[arnhaid]

Good thing I'm not lookin' for fancy.

Nobody here thought to pull a medic outta wherever it was they dragged us?

[audio]

[shitflashpointsays]

They call it an accident. Which I'm startin' to believe because nothing planned could be this stupid.

[Some of her plans have come close though, shhh. Just, not on this massive a scale.]

I hear ya on the lack of medics though, not fond of our 'kind hosts' poking around more than necessary. [On that note.] What needs fixin'?

[audio]

[arnhaid]

Tch. Yeah, sure it's an accident...

Uh. Nothin' real major. Just got my bolts rung pretty good. Figured if I didn't at least ask, Ratchet'd pop outta nowhere and clean my clock.

text

[staygoldponybot]

Neither are medics but Flashpoint and Shockwave have been offering assistance.

[by "offering assistance" he means "guilted them into saving his life".]

text

[arnhaid]

Yeah I heard Shockwave was uh...

available.

Who's this?

Re: text

[staygoldponybot]

Sentinel Prime.
You are not the first to be... uncertain of Shockwave's presence.

[how do you not know your prime. let's not get into how he was the one that fucked up shockwave ok thanks]

text

[arnhaid]

Say what now.

[Shhhh his memory is foggy as hell okay.]

So I keep hearing. He doesn't seem too bad though.