[video] warning for through the roof enthusiasm

[newtralizer]

Hey everyone! [this is probably said much louder than is necessary for the communicators, apologies for any speaker distortion]  I'm Newt, I'm new and I'm in space! You're in space! This is the coolest thing. I never thought that I'd be up here among the stars and such, but now that I am, I'm pretty sure I just want to roll around in zero gravity.

Where are you guys from? I was last living on Earth, Hong Kong if we're being exact. I was born in Germany though, lived there for a while and also lived in America 'cause I've got American parents. Round round get around, right?

I'm a biologist and signed up for the science team so hard. Fellow nerds, hit me up!

Was this too much like a speed dating profile? I don't like long walks. Beaches can stay. 

Comments

voice;

[poop_train_conductor]

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN SPACE BEFORE?! YOU DISGUST ME.

[Krieg has an interesting way of saying hi.]

voice;

[newtralizer]

[that's just gonna get yelling right back tbh]

WELL NOT EVERYONE IS FROM SPACE, JERK.

voice;

[poop_train_conductor]

[All Krieg does is yell. It's worrying when he doesn't yell.]

I'M FROM PANDORA, NOT FROM SPACE. NO ONE'S FROM SPACE!

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

I actually think the Eiridians were from space. Not sure. I'll have to remember to ask Tannis when we get back.

voice;

[poop_train_conductor]

YOU'RE NOT HELPING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME! [She's right, though.] YOU SHUT UP, TOO!!

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

Krieg.

It's not a big deal.

voice;

[poop_train_conductor]

[There were brief noises of protest, followed by a frustrated groan.]

FINE, BUT I CAN MAKE IT A BIG DEAL!

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

How about we go shoot something, instead?

voice;

[poop_train_conductor]

[Silence for a moment as he contemplates this...By a "moment", I mean "half a second or less".]

YESYESYESYES, SHOOT THINGS! EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT REAL, LET'S SHOOT THEM, ANYWAY.

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

See? Much better. I'll see if they have a program that'll let you go to town melee style.

voice;

[newtralizer]

Everything lies within space.

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

Don't mind Krieg. That's just how he talks.

voice;

[newtralizer]

Does he not like eardrums or what?

Re: voice;

[blight_phoenix]

Just a simple lack of volume control. Pay it no mind.