clumsy_moe_appeal: (WEEEEEEEEEEESTOOOH!)
Doctor West ([personal profile] clumsy_moe_appeal) wrote in [community profile] crux_fleet2014-03-23 04:02 pm

[Video] - Warning for absolute insanity. Open to all

[West had his share of bruises from the incident at the Eye of Shareef. Getting his bike shot out from under him by friendly fire kind of does that to him. However, he was undeterred. With the large amounts of scraps and tech he managed to drag back with him, he would use his skills to earn himself a living! How you ask?]

Salutations and greetings  from the greatest genius the universe has ever seen to all my fellow shipmates!!

I DOCTOR WEST! Have opened up a business in which I will put up the considerably complex and brilliant inventions that my magnificent hands have crafted for sale! Of course, I am also willing to loan my considerable intellect to build things for you all my less scientifically inclined associates.

[He lets off a massive riff with his guitar.]

I look forward to dazzling you all with the brilliant fruits of my work!

strawberry_science: (neu ± gdit Yukari)

[Video] /gently adds to the crazy

[personal profile] strawberry_science 2014-03-24 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yumemi is covering one ear when she replies. ] Was the musical accompaniment necessary? [ She lowers her hand. ] That wasn't meant to be a jingle, was it?
strawberry_science: (neg ≠ you are dead wrong)

[personal profile] strawberry_science 2014-03-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Frowning. ] It's distracting. What does it have to do with your skills as an inventor?
strawberry_science: (neu ± who do you think I am?)

[personal profile] strawberry_science 2014-03-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Since when does style—

Ah, nevermind. [ It's clear to her that this line of questioning is just wasting time. Also that she might be somewhat hypocritical in her thinking, being nearly head-to-toe in red, complete with a cape and mantle.

...who is she kidding. She would never think of that on her own. ]
Examples of your work would go a long way toward drumming up interest. I want to see what you are capable of.
fuckaccuracy: (7)

video;

[personal profile] fuckaccuracy 2014-03-24 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
So what kind of crap do you make?
fuckaccuracy: (9)

[personal profile] fuckaccuracy 2014-03-29 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah just so you know? Any idiot can build a giant drill.
fuckaccuracy: (7)

[personal profile] fuckaccuracy 2014-04-04 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I not only built myself a metal arm after slicing off the old one and created my own floating death machine plus all the added tech and upgrades?

Yeah, you noob, I can freakin' back it up.
fuckaccuracy: (5)

[personal profile] fuckaccuracy 2014-04-11 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, it's not like I needed to give myself a robot arm. I could've just fixed the wound with a med hypo and gone back to building my kickass robot. But you know what? Cybernetic limbs are awesome so I gave myself one because why not?

[In short: fuck you.]

Sure, why not. Not like I have any other crap to do.

[spoilers: she might just shoot you or blow up your tech just for laughs.]
erythristic: (think through this)

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[personal profile] erythristic 2014-03-25 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of things could you build for someone?
erythristic: (ready.)

[personal profile] erythristic 2014-03-29 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful. I am actually in the market for weaponry, so I'd be most intrigued to see what you had available, if you have a selection, or perhaps we could arrange some sort of meeting so that we could discuss ideas. I'll do my best to be accommodating, for I am well aware that a genius's time is precious indeed.
maddeninghatter: there's candy in the van (hey kid psst)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-03-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Can you create a device that manufactures real angel feathers?
maddeninghatter: you know it won't end well (urgh ♘ no don't jump the pigeon)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-03-27 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Goodness! If I had a source for such a thing, d'you think I'd be asking you?
maddeninghatter: (I'm listening ♥)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-03-31 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Haha! You're right. Angels don't like getting plucked at all. Not that I'd know anything about that, of course.

[ He grins, showing his teeth. ]

How are you getting along, by the way? No more, ah, skinned knees or guitar mishaps, I trust?
senseandcecilbility: (Wait a mo)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-03-31 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Somebody has overheard the last few exchanges between Mister Break and Mister Mad Scientist and is just having a mild heart attack, clearly indicated by the sight of Mister Break being forcefully dragged away from the camera frame, giving place to the very troubled and completely bewildered face of a certain Kevin Cecil.]

PAY HIM NO HEED, SIR! He has the most peculiar sense of humor! And he is drunk. It was a figure of speech! A figure of speech, I tell you! Any child knows angels or angel feathers are one hundred percent mythological and do not exist!
maddeninghatter: (I don't know!)

NOT HERE

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-04-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ While his friend is busy having conniptions, Break shuffles off and continues the conversation on a private line. ]
Edited 2014-04-06 16:35 (UTC)
senseandcecilbility: (Totally caught red-handed)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-04-13 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Good. Confusion prevents one from asking the right questions!]

May I ask where you first met?

[Not many are taken by Mister Break's charming personality.]
dreamermoa: (MOA QUEEN OF INVENTORY)

video

[personal profile] dreamermoa 2014-03-29 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the balls. Okay, but she's curious now.]

What things do you invent?
dreamermoa: (mer??)

[personal profile] dreamermoa 2014-04-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll be impressed anyway! So cool, Doctor West! And also really weird, but it's kind of charming? ]

You can make...living machines? Really?

[And then he looks sad, oh no. Moa doesn't like it when people are sad. Quickly she shifts into comforting mode, although she's still a little confused about what exactly is going on.]

Um - I bet she misses you too. Right? If you...made her?
maddeninghatter: don't you trust this face? (sweat drop ♘ this is a misunderstanding)

Voice/private

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-04-06 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now that he is out of earshot of any eavesdroppers, Break calls back. ]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Goodness, sorry about that!

[ He pauses. This is an idea he'd had some time ago, but dismissed as fantastical. But if this bizarre fellow really is the genius he claims to be...

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? ]


Look, ah, I have another request: can you make a star? A small one, that could fit on board the Teuberg.
maddeninghatter: (I need a shoulder massage)

1/2

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

Er. As a quasi-Victorian still unclear on the niceties of nuclear physics, he hadn't really considered all the risks. ]
maddeninghatter: and how stupid you look (I love that you don't care)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2014-04-12 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ yolo ]

So you'll do it? Splendid! How long d'you think it'll take, realistically?