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[blight_phoenix]

-Oh hey it's a gun range! Or at least a reasonable holographic facsimile thereof. Maya has set up the ECHO's camera on a shelf behind her and moves to stand behind a table with five guns on it.-

So, everyone else I met during that thing with the space bikers... yeah, that thing... anyways, everyone I met seemed kind of amazed by the gear me and the other Vault Hunters were carrying around, so I thought I'd give a demonstration of some of my inventory. I'm not opposed to loaning them out if it's really needed, but I think we should probably know what everyone is capable of, in general.

-She picks up the first gun, a pistol.-

This is the Dahl Corporation's "Dahlminator". It was never mass produced as the only ones ever made were left behind in the Caustic Caverns when Dahl left Pandora. This is one of a few in existence, never to be replicated, largely because the caustic elemental charges it uses... -She opens up the chamber to demonstrate the glowing green core.- ...were manufactured from the acid lakes in the caverns themselves. You could make another gun like it, but it will never be exactly the same, or as effective.

Now, this gun is what we call a "dart" E-tech gun, meaning instead of physical bullets, it fires energy darts. But the Dahlminator's are special. Watch.

-Maya points the gun right at the camera, firing a short burst... Three slow moving swirling blips of energy move out from the barrel, sure, but their velocity is considerably drawn back, and to top it off, they move AROUND Maya to hit the mounted target behind her.-

Homing bullets. -The target proceeds to melt in a cloud of acid produced by the bullets then exploding.- With a timed discharge.


I've got four more guns here. -She gestures to each gun with a sweep of her hand.- Pick one, and I'll show it off. I have more, too.

Comments

[blight_phoenix]

See, there you go. Diversifying.

[fuckaccuracy]

Kind of sucks that we can't even pop a grenade here. I mean, I guess we could, if we wanted to be morons.

But you totally get what I'm saying.

[Right?

Right.]

[blight_phoenix]

I dunno. Something being moronic hasn't exactly stopped us before.

[fuckaccuracy]

Actually there was that one time we...

[While she would like to finis that sentence, Gaige kind of... can't.]

Actually? I got nothin'

[So thanks. Now Gaige is thinking of letting loose a grenade just to her the comforting(?) sound of an explosion. Or two.]

[blight_phoenix]

You're still not allowed to toss a grenade in the firing range.

[fuckaccuracy]

Oh come on. Haven't you been getting that same itch? What would that Torque guy say?

[blight_phoenix]

I am perfectly capable of working out my urges without destruction of property.

[fuckaccuracy]

I'm not going to read a book. You can forget that starting right now.

[blight_phoenix]

What's wrong with reading? Reading is fun.

[fuckaccuracy]

Hey, I ain't got a problem with reading. The problem here is reading from a book.

I mean, seriously. Who does that?

[blight_phoenix]

I do that.

[fuckaccuracy]

Besides you. I mean, if that's what you're into, that's... you know. Cool. And stuff.

Me? I like to use something just a little more modern.

[blight_phoenix]

There is literally nothing like the scent and feel of paper, though. You don't know what you're missing out on.

[fuckaccuracy]

Oh my god. Maya. Do you actually like, sniff the paper when you're alone?

Dude.

[blight_phoenix]

Gaige, don't make it sound weird.

[fuckaccuracy]

Hey, I'm not the one sniffing books. But don't worry, I still think you're cool.

[blight_phoenix]

Gaige, I'm not sniffing books.

[fuckaccuracy]

So what's with knowing the way paper smells?

[blight_phoenix]

You don't need to shove it up your nose to know how it smells. Have you ever even been in a library?

[fuckaccuracy]

You mean they actually still have those?

[blight_phoenix]

I'm not hearing this.

[fuckaccuracy]

Look, I was kind of busy being amazing and building Deathtrap.

[And spraying Marcy's guts all over the auditorium.]

[blight_phoenix]

And you used zero books for that, I'm guessing.