ACTUAL HONEY BADGER ROSETTE CHRISTOPHER (
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crux_fleet2014-04-05 04:36 pm
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Who: Rosette and YOU
Where: One of the main thoroughfares into the market
When: Several hours after the attack has been repelled/Day 1
What: THE ROSETTE IS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE?
Warnings: Nuns with guns
Rosette has through dubious means acquired both a vehicle and a license. It would make sense in the celebratory mood and the heavy congestion of militia and soldiers returning from their victory and civilians leaving their shelter that traffic would get a bit touchy.
More than a bit touchy.
In fact, it only took one person getting tired of how slowly their nice, computer operated car was going to crash into three other vehicles in an unusual fit of road rage.
Maybe you're in the next car over with friends, maybe you're just leaving the market, maybe you're standing by or floating over traffic with your magical floaty powers. And then there's Rosette. How does Rosette react to the traffic jam? STOMP HER WAY UP ON TOP OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR TO YELL AT OTHER PEOPLE NEW YORK STYLE.
"JUST MOVE! THERE'S SPACE RIGHT THERE! ARRG ARE YOU BLIND!" She stomps on the roof of the car she's standing on. Probably your roof.
((OOC NOTE: This is after infection but before anyone knows what is going on! Enjoy your new temperament in a traffic jam.
Prose and fast tagging both welcome and responded in kind!))
Where: One of the main thoroughfares into the market
When: Several hours after the attack has been repelled/Day 1
What: THE ROSETTE IS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE?
Warnings: Nuns with guns
Rosette has through dubious means acquired both a vehicle and a license. It would make sense in the celebratory mood and the heavy congestion of militia and soldiers returning from their victory and civilians leaving their shelter that traffic would get a bit touchy.
More than a bit touchy.
In fact, it only took one person getting tired of how slowly their nice, computer operated car was going to crash into three other vehicles in an unusual fit of road rage.
Maybe you're in the next car over with friends, maybe you're just leaving the market, maybe you're standing by or floating over traffic with your magical floaty powers. And then there's Rosette. How does Rosette react to the traffic jam? STOMP HER WAY UP ON TOP OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR TO YELL AT OTHER PEOPLE NEW YORK STYLE.
"JUST MOVE! THERE'S SPACE RIGHT THERE! ARRG ARE YOU BLIND!" She stomps on the roof of the car she's standing on. Probably your roof.
((OOC NOTE: This is after infection but before anyone knows what is going on! Enjoy your new temperament in a traffic jam.
Prose and fast tagging both welcome and responded in kind!))
NO PROBLEM
He never told her, like he had Kevin, how one should properly lead a blind man: placing his hand one one's elbow, so that he can, with balance and control, be guided rather than yanked along. Well, there's no point, now. His condition is temporary, after all...
Still, it's a sweet gesture, almost tender in its thoughtlessness. Why do people treat him with such kindness? Why him, the worst of all men? It's enough to make him tear up; he ducks his head as they run, so she won't see. Presently the noise falls off, and he can sense the presence of an alleyway: somewhere with less light and a breath of air, a little crosswind. Somewhere, hopefully, sufficiently out of sight for a moment while he catches his breath. It's harder than before, nowadays. ]
Dear me... tempers seem to be [ pant ] running terribly high! You're okay, hm?
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Eh? Me? Of course!
[Outside, the sounds of a really heavy fistfight are clear over her heavy breathing.]
... Really high, I mean, I just dinged the guy. [Instead of the usual defensive bluster, the tone actually has concern in it.] ... You okay?
1/
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You caused the accident?
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It's... it's funny. He can't help starting to chuckle. ]
done
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hey...
Re: done
[ALL OF HER SAVINGS!!! ALL OF IT!! GONE SO QUICKLY.]
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Until, inevitably... ]
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Her fingers on his arm are gentle, a light touch letting him know she's there, before her hands slip up to his shoulders, urging him to sit.
Mildly,] That sounds awful.
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...
Even the fear is gone. ]
I'm sorry.
[ It's barely a whisper, spoken on the end of a breath. ]
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Idiot! Don't apologize for that.
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Hm.
[ After a while: ]
I'm glad I ran into you.
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[ Oops! The giggles are back. ]
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I TOLD YOU THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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He puts his hands up, warding her off. ]
Of course it was! Anyway, anyway! I've got a question for you...
[ Miss Rosette he was going to say. But the "Miss" is a formality that he uses to enforce distance, and isn't that the opposite of what going on now? ]
Rosette.
[ ...
He still feels peaceful. Okay then, moving right along: ]
Have you ever been drunk?
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...
Maybe a little bit. Once... or twice. The second time was legal! Probably.
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[ A disapproving look, which gives way to a grin. ]
But, from what I've gathered watching intoxicated idiots exposing themselves, alcohol seems to heighten every emotion. The maudlin drunk weeps. The belligerent one fights with everybody.
I wonder if something like that isn't —
[ SMASH! A thrown bottle hits the wall over their heads and smashes. Their little hiding spot has been discovered. ]