[Video for Everybody!]

[gunholic]

[The network was about to be graced with a fine example of very obnoxious camera work, in the form of one super-zoomed green eye that eventually panned back to reveal a one (1) manically grinning reploid.]

Hi everybody~!

[Oh noes the chirping...]

Just announcing that the awesome Red Alert Courier Service is having its grand opening today! You want it from point A to point B, I can get it there. No questions asked, and armed escort totally optional. No job is too small and no paycheck too big!

[There was a bit of other data tagged with the video-- namely the rest of Axl's contact info and a sample fee schedule, prices negotiable.]