"I was home schooled before, so it's not like I'm dumb or anything." He squints at her. Come on, he knows better than that, but being big had it's advantages too! He didn't like to admit it, but he liked to fight. It was exhilarating, which was probably why he did what he did at all with his friends back in Paragon.

"He might be. I've heard rumors but never actually saw him. He's big, and fat, and he has a sleigh pulled by eight flying reindeer. And once every year he brings presents to all the good kids. But he probably fights badguys too. Evil fairies and the Redcaps and stuff."