"I didn't say you said I was. I'm just saying so." But punching stuff is more fun than studying.

"You work in a bakery?" Didn't know that. "Oh boy, I just made friends with a person who cooks all the stuff I can't eat anymore." Not really sarcastic, but maybe she'll correct him and say she does make like, Quiche or something. He can eat quiche!

"Yep! Big, fat and jolly! And he's real! I know because he left me a special custom made set of headphones for me, so I could listen to audio books."