smallest: Quote by Paté ("Where the children were traumatised.")
Francœur ([personal profile] smallest) wrote in [community profile] crux_fleet 2014-06-07 11:58 pm (UTC)

Okay, okay, that sounded simple enough and it probably was. Mostly, he was just scared of moving it. So he stared slowly, his purple tongue jutted out of his mouth as he looked over the controls. Then he tried the first step, a little more... WAIT NOT THAT FAR.

Ever watched someone play QWOP? This was similar. He awkwardly tried to recover, but all he was doing was prolonging the slow but inevitable fall. Congratulations, he ran a total of 0.1m.
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