Yeah? That's weird, because he's betting you are the one singing the Celine in the washrack. In fact, he might have to deploy his noodlebot to find out.
"Problem with that soft Autobot thinking is, when your weapons malfunction cause they're dirty, you're probably not withing hitting distance of the mech who didn't clean them." See? If his weapons go bad, he's got no one but himself to blame.
"Hnfh. You Autobots all on about fairness and all. Fine." You wanna be like that? Sure. He puts his pile o' prizes on the ground, holding up one: a fish whose head was about 90% smile. Which is the thing Deadlock hates most in everything. "You can put yours down and pick one. Then I'll throw. Oh. And." And he'll reach over and pull the gropy tentacle behind her audio receiver. There. Fixed that. Now what's your excuse?
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"Problem with that soft Autobot thinking is, when your weapons malfunction cause they're dirty, you're probably not withing hitting distance of the mech who didn't clean them." See? If his weapons go bad, he's got no one but himself to blame.
"Hnfh. You Autobots all on about fairness and all. Fine." You wanna be like that? Sure. He puts his pile o' prizes on the ground, holding up one: a fish whose head was about 90% smile. Which is the thing Deadlock hates most in everything. "You can put yours down and pick one. Then I'll throw. Oh. And." And he'll reach over and pull the gropy tentacle behind her audio receiver. There. Fixed that. Now what's your excuse?