Does she seriously expect him to be a gentlemech about taking turns trolling? The mech who paid someone to publicly serenade her?
"I've only got the one!" Yours, which he keeps for reasons of which one of them is SHUT UP YOU SEE NOTHING.
Deadlock's perfectly well-adjusted. You think a mech as deadly accurate at shooting so as to win all these prizes isn't? At least his targeting is.
"If you were decent, you'd do the massage yourself." Okay, not his strongest line, but you know, something something Autobots paying someone else to do their dirty work something grump. Also, she'd need a face massage for the horror of having to give him a face massage. Sharing is totally caring.
But it's an idle threat until....Frag. "That's cheating! ...somehow." He's not sure quite how yet.
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"I've only got the one!" Yours, which he keeps for reasons of which one of them is SHUT UP YOU SEE NOTHING.
Deadlock's perfectly well-adjusted. You think a mech as deadly accurate at shooting so as to win all these prizes isn't? At least his targeting is.
"If you were decent, you'd do the massage yourself." Okay, not his strongest line, but you know, something something Autobots paying someone else to do their dirty work something grump. Also, she'd need a face massage for the horror of having to give him a face massage. Sharing is totally caring.
But it's an idle threat until....Frag. "That's cheating! ...somehow." He's not sure quite how yet.