Hey she's not judging how he got all that booty, just how he takes care of it now. Someone needs to call PETP and rat on him about his mistreatment of plushies.
And since when was squirmy bad? Deadlock sure liked it when he rode her back into the fluffy carpet of her room. Ah-HA! Clearly Deadlock has a secret fetish for soft things. Why he's hanging out with gritty-knuckled Flashpoint then, Primus only knows.
"S'alright, I'll do it for you then." Wait. She meant looking pretty, not buffing his---ER. Okay. Maybe that wouldn't be so bad either. Especially if she gagged him so he couldn't gloat as she did all his personal maintenance.
"Wha--HEY! Why you...." Flashpoint may be out of ammo but she's not out of options, so two can play at that game. She's just going to tickle lower, towards his aft and the undersides of his thighs. TAKE THAT.
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And since when was squirmy bad? Deadlock sure liked it when he rode her back into the fluffy carpet of her room. Ah-HA! Clearly Deadlock has a secret fetish for soft things. Why he's hanging out with gritty-knuckled Flashpoint then, Primus only knows.
"S'alright, I'll do it for you then." Wait. She meant looking pretty, not buffing his---ER. Okay. Maybe that wouldn't be so bad either. Especially if she gagged him so he couldn't gloat as she did all his personal maintenance.
"Wha--HEY! Why you...." Flashpoint may be out of ammo but she's not out of options, so two can play at that game. She's just going to tickle lower, towards his aft and the undersides of his thighs. TAKE THAT.