Because it'd be awesome, that's why. They would definitely wreck a lot of stuff including a certain false Prime. Just sayin'. The, uh, other option would be more fun though, at least that's impression she gets with all squirming against her and the way their EM fields collide (she's totally trying to keep hers to herself. ...mostly) and the bump of their armor together.

Have another heave Deadlock, she's got some strong legs and might be trying to pitch you forward to put you in a head lock. Or maybe kiss you again, whatever happens first. She imagines both are equally annoying.