Hey! Deadlock does not know what happens in that house or why the under-the-bed treatment exists. No judging! Or she will get all judgey-judge regarding his personal grooming habits.

Bribable with something other than money she hopes. Because money is easy and boring.

It's good that she knows who Squiddie is, or that would sound like a horrible euphemism. Which she'd not be opposed to, not at all, though after that whole 'straddle you and tickle attack' bit, she'd much rather stuff her squiddie into his trunk. "HA! I thought the military made more than the militia? Someone's got holes in his credit account."