crux_fleet | [ 001 Ϟ VIDEO ] What do I gotta do to get a drink around here?

[ This little adventure? Not exactly the vacation of a lifetime. Flashpoint's never missed her flask of engex more than now. She needs a drink, or she's gonna start rubbing the enamel clean off her faceplates. Sharing hangar number-why-do-they-need-this-many-hangars with Deadlock hasn't exactly encouraged peace-of-mind inducing solid recharge. Two extremely long weeks later she's finally got her own place though, and HELL YES the fabricators sure do make energon as well as organic food. There's just one critical problem. ]

[ They don't make booze. Apparently engex was not high on the engineering staff's list of quality of life enhancements for Cybertronians. Well, frag that. She'll just make her own. Uh. Somehow... ]

So. My people subsist on energon and the oh-so-kind engineers here have programmed the fabricators to make it but...

Mmmm...

I'm hoping to modify the formula. A little variety shall we say? Increased, uh, 'potency' most definitely.

[ Hopefully with inebriating effects. Hey, no one said it wasn't legal! Right? ]

Not a scientist though. Anyone give me a hand?

[ Yes, she really is asking for help making moonshine. ]

[And if this broadcast had fine print it would read 'proceed at your own risk; energon has explosive tendencies' but fine print means caution and caution + Flashpoint aren't exactly a common package deal.]

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[But, but, isn't reciprocation a good thing!?]

[So neither of them plays well with others. ~~Clearly this is why they should play with each other.~~]

[She's gathering her own bluster like she's gonna turn this around on him, because HA he fell into his own trap, but then he comes back with that. Ouch. She knows the answer's a big fat 'NO', but she turns her head and frowns, hiding the flinch.]

PFFT. Why would I want to anyway?

[She totally wonldn't! Stop making her want to, jerk!]

[Not in fraggin' arguments with Deadlock. Nor in combat, for that matter. Pfeh. If she fought, she'd know that.]

Because you're crazy.

[Wait. Wait. That was a misfire. He didn't just imply that someone had to be crazy to want to hang out with him. ...frag, yes he did. Frag. ]

[What? Of course it is! It's just called retaliation. If he lasted past the first hit, he'd know what that is.]

[STARE. SPUTTER. SNICKER.]

Well if I am, then you are too.

[Takes one to know one; flawless mature logic!]

[Ugh, no, gross.]

We're nothing alike.

[For one thing, she's clearly better at this whole talking thing. ]

[She's TOO good at talking really. It's gotten her where she is now: friendless and with regrets.]

Suits me!

[She pulls face that might include sticking her glossa out at him if she were a few millennium younger. Eww they agreed on something! What is even happening?]

[Deadlock sucks at talking and he's in the same fix, so...yay?

[No, wait. There's no 'yay' it's him agreeing with her again.]

Good. So shut up. And let me know when you need me.

[And don't try to make sense of that.]

[See, they really don't have anything in common at all. ~~That they admit to.~~]

[Wait WAT?]

Riiiiiight. [She thinks that's an appropriate response to those two totally contrsdictory statements.] Will do.

[Ending the transmission sounds good right about now, before this gets any weirder.]

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