crux_fleet | [ 001 Ϟ VIDEO ] What do I gotta do to get a drink around here?

[ This little adventure? Not exactly the vacation of a lifetime. Flashpoint's never missed her flask of engex more than now. She needs a drink, or she's gonna start rubbing the enamel clean off her faceplates. Sharing hangar number-why-do-they-need-this-many-hangars with Deadlock hasn't exactly encouraged peace-of-mind inducing solid recharge. Two extremely long weeks later she's finally got her own place though, and HELL YES the fabricators sure do make energon as well as organic food. There's just one critical problem. ]

[ They don't make booze. Apparently engex was not high on the engineering staff's list of quality of life enhancements for Cybertronians. Well, frag that. She'll just make her own. Uh. Somehow... ]

So. My people subsist on energon and the oh-so-kind engineers here have programmed the fabricators to make it but...

Mmmm...

I'm hoping to modify the formula. A little variety shall we say? Increased, uh, 'potency' most definitely.

[ Hopefully with inebriating effects. Hey, no one said it wasn't legal! Right? ]

Not a scientist though. Anyone give me a hand?

[ Yes, she really is asking for help making moonshine. ]

[And if this broadcast had fine print it would read 'proceed at your own risk; energon has explosive tendencies' but fine print means caution and caution + Flashpoint aren't exactly a common package deal.]

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[LE RECORD SCRATCH.]

...What?

Need your audio tuned Proteus?

[Let her help, her hand might slip and disable your vocalizer in the process. Oops.]

That rust stain of a Grand Imperium led us straight into four million years of civil war. Practically killed the planet and spread to most of the other systems in our galaxy.

[Golf clap.]

The Grand Imperium did nothing of the sort.

[Nonono shit this is bad]
[this is so bad]

Unless it changed drastically since I last remembered it.

[Ugh don't get her started, she has high scores in Mighty Will and Powerful Ranting.]

You could say that I guess. [It's so dry the words are almost brittle.] If by 'changed drastically' you mean the members of the New Senate actually tried to give a frag about the whole populace.

[Not that Zeta let them, but hey, that's a different subject!]

Doesn't matter though. The old senate paved the way, created the monster that drove the war.

[ 001 Ϟ VIDEO ] What do I gotta do to get a drink around here?

all of it is fine

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