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Flashpoint ([personal profile] shitflashpointsays) wrote in [community profile] crux_fleet2014-02-17 09:52 am

[ 001 Ϟ VIDEO ] What do I gotta do to get a drink around here?

[ This little adventure? Not exactly the vacation of a lifetime. Flashpoint's never missed her flask of engex more than now. She needs a drink, or she's gonna start rubbing the enamel clean off her faceplates. Sharing hangar number-why-do-they-need-this-many-hangars with Deadlock hasn't exactly encouraged peace-of-mind inducing solid recharge. Two extremely long weeks later she's finally got her own place though, and HELL YES the fabricators sure do make energon as well as organic food. There's just one critical problem. ]

[ They don't make booze. Apparently engex was not high on the engineering staff's list of quality of life enhancements for Cybertronians. Well, frag that. She'll just make her own. Uh. Somehow... ]

So. My people subsist on energon and the oh-so-kind engineers here have programmed the fabricators to make it but...

Mmmm...

I'm hoping to modify the formula. A little variety shall we say? Increased, uh, 'potency' most definitely.

[ Hopefully with inebriating effects. Hey, no one said it wasn't legal! Right? ]

Not a scientist though. Anyone give me a hand?

[ Yes, she really is asking for help making moonshine. ]

[And if this broadcast had fine print it would read 'proceed at your own risk; energon has explosive tendencies' but fine print means caution and caution + Flashpoint aren't exactly a common package deal.]
tomemyoutliers: (damn straight i called you 'optimus')

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[personal profile] tomemyoutliers 2014-04-11 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Quark's?

( That's not a name he's familiar with, so he's curious. )

As did I. ( He hates admitting it too, it's okay. ) My talents lie in science, not medicine. You'll no doubt have an easier time of it than I.
tomemyoutliers: (chatting with my bros)

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[personal profile] tomemyoutliers 2014-04-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not a species I'm familiar with. ( And he's been offworld a few times, it's enough to generally know what's out there. Then again he's surrounded by 'humans', and that certainly wasn't a species that had evolved last time he knew. ) It's as good as any option. I feel they might be a bit more hesitant to allow us into anything sensitive, considering the welcome we received.

( That gets a small, sad smile - although he hopes it can also be encouraging. )

One of the pitfalls of our system, regrettably. But that certainly doesn't mean you're not more than capable of it.
tomemyoutliers: (hey hey listen!)

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[personal profile] tomemyoutliers 2014-05-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll admit my case is unique when I say it is far better than the alternative.

( what with the whole 'shadowplay' thing trailbreaker had nicely laid out for him. he brightens at the second half of the conversation, however. )

Of course. It's fascinating what people think they have no aptitude at, and yet find themselves succeeding at once they've committed themselves to it.
tomemyoutliers: (everyone's gonna get hugged)

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[personal profile] tomemyoutliers 2014-05-08 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That they took from me everything that made me who I was? Yes.

( The anger is evident in his tone, because he's never going to be over that. )

Luckily for you, that's also a learned skill.

( His anger fades and he smiles again, encouragingly. You cannot get this bot down, Flashpoint. Well you can, but not when he can come up with a good counter. )